Santa's In The Kitchen Black Santa Pickleball T-Shirt

The kitchen is the non-volley zone. The kitchen is also where you leave the cookies. And being in the kitchen is what you say about somebody who is cooking the whole court.

All three are true at once, which is the entire joke. Santa, paddle up, camped on the line in a number 25 kit, sending your uncle into an early retirement one soft shot at a time.

Printed on a black cotton tee, unisex sizing, made to order. If you have a pickleball group chat, this is the shirt that gets screenshotted into it.